Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vegan Zombies

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? 
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.

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Quick Witted Werewolves

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

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