Cheesy Booty Call

I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being with you.

Some Body

Q: What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club?
A: I need some body to dance!

Call The Doctor

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"