Funny Thoughts

Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

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Broomstick

Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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