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Instant Please
Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.
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Chips And Dip
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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Car Accident
Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.
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