Funny Thoughts

Playing Tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He asked her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute."

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Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.

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Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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