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What Would Elvis Be Doing Today?
Q: What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
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ATM Lady
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Holiday Compliment
Listen, if you're going to someone's house for Thanksgiving dinner, complement their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning.
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