Funny Nursery Rhymes
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands
Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!
Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high pulled down his fly and Jill said I don't wanna!