Funny Thoughts

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Locked Out

Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

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