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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
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If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Clinton Surprise
Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary realizes this will eliminate her chance to run for president and storms out of the office to call Bill. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"
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