Funny Thoughts

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

Anonymous

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 3.1180 seconds