Funny Thoughts

Funeral

A mother driving her two young boys to a funeral, she tried to prepare them by talking about burial and what we believe happens after death. The boys behaved well during the service. At the grave site she discovered her explanations weren't as thorough as she'd thought. In a loud voice, her four-year-old asked, "Mom?" "Yes?" "What's in the box?"

Anonymous

Perspective

The next time you hate your life remember, it's all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week and yet complains about how much he hates prison. 

Submitted BY: L

Happy Birthdead

Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!

Anonymous
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