Funny Thoughts

Mistaken Identity

I was once involved in a case of mistaken identity. It was a good thing, because if they hadn't got the wrong person, I'd be in prison right now.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Impressive Jobs

When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"

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Written By: KielPhillips

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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