Funny Thoughts

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Dirty Joke

Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: The white horse fell in the mud.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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