Funny Thoughts

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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Cookies and Milk

Just dunked a cookie in milk.
Held it under until the bubbles stopped.
Thought of you.

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Submitted BY: MEG

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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