Food Jokes

Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.

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Yogurt and Oysters

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

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Dry Cow

Q: What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
A: A milk dud.

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