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Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes
Cross The Road For Toilet
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.
Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
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Egg Beaters
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
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Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
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