Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

No Crossing

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".

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Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

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Sofa and Chicken

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

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