Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

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Egg Beaters

Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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