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Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
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Run Away Rooster
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
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Chicken Family Outing
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
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