Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2087 seconds