Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Sofa and Chicken

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

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Chicken In The Library

Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."

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Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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