Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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