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Chicken Jokes - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes - Jokerz | Page 2

Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Chickens' Birthday Parties

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

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