Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Clever Insects

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!

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Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

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iSwat

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…

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