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Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Bug Love

Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Flee!

Q: What insect runs away from everything?

A: A flea!

Disabled Fly

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

Termite Bar

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"