Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Centipede Compliment

Q: What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
A: You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs ....

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Ethiopians and Yoko Ono

Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.

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