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Jokes about Families - Grandfather Jokes
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My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Boy & Grandpa
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
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Anonymous
Die Peacefully
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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