Jokes about Families - Grandfather Jokes

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Anonymous

Boy & Grandpa

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

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Anonymous

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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