Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…

Anonymous

Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!

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Anonymous

Bug Love

Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.

Anonymous
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