Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

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Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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Dead Dog Or...

Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.

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