Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Taco Bell Dogs

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me!"  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Submitted BY: jamiedawg17

K9 Mix

Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

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Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

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