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Alcohol Jokes - Wine Jokes
Four for Dinner
Waiting for my three friends at a Spanish restaurant. The waiter has just asked if I want a drink. "Wine" I told him "Pour for four"
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Written By: KielPhillips
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My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Alcohol Jokes
(Wine Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Bar Jokes
(Drunk Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
Favorite Drink
Age of drinking
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Categories:
Alcohol Jokes
(Wine Jokes)
, Alcohol Jokes
(Shots Jokes)
, Alcohol Jokes
(Whiskey Jokes)
, Old Age Jokes
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