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"You get this round and the next round is on me." - I'll be leaving before the next round.
"I'll get this round and the next one is on you." - Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50.
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?" - I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) -I'm easy.
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) -I'm gay.
"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) - I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.
"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) - If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) - You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
I don't feel well, let's go home." (male) - I'm horny.
"Who's got the next round?" - I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.