Profession Jokes

Elephant Family

Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

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Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Engineers - CE Vs. ME

Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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