Profession Jokes

Santa's Wife

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

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Plumber Yoga

Q: Did you hear about the new yoga pose for plumbers?
A: It's called the 'toilet' and it's all about the way U-bend.

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Elephant Family

Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

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