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Engineers - CE Vs. ME

Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Asking for Help

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a policeman?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"