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Stealing Six Barrels

The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993
Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Insult Jokes (Skinny Insult Jokes)
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Good News

First the doctor told me the good news, I was going to have a disease named after me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: Steve Martin

Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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