Profession Jokes

Lawyer's Daughter

Q: What did a lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!!

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Seven Words

In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words you can't say on TV: And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget.

Submitted BY: Jeffrey Ross

Private Briefing

When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher, by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There's only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal." "Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?" "I'll explain it, " he continued, "as soon as you've undressed."

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