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Light Bulb - Policeman
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
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Statistician in the Bathroom
Q: How do you tell one bathroom full of statisticians from another?
A: Check the p-value.
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I Need Some Wine
Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped. "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts. "To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight. "Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"
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