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Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Cancer Jokes
Tough Luck
Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!
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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Cancer Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Quadriplegic Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Deaf Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Blind Jokes)
, Riddles
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Anonymous
Bad and Worse News
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news."
Man: "Well, give me the really bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, and only 6 months to live."
Man: "And the bad news?"
Doctor: "You have Alzheimer's disease."
Man: "That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!"
Categories:
Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Alzheimer's Jokes)
, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Cancer Jokes)
, Profession Jokes
(Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous
Funny Thoughts from the Horoscope Writer
I used to write horoscopes for a living, but I got fired because every day for Cancer I'd just write, "Keep fighting!"
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Submitted BY: nickcedergren
