Profession Jokes

Pirate at Doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

Anonymous

Spouse Insomnia

Q: If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure?
A: Ask the accountant to talk about their work.

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Anonymous

Urology Humor

Q: What EKG find is associated with hypospadias?
A: An inverted p-wave.

Submitted BY: MEG
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