Profession Jokes

Blonde Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."

Anonymous

Two Farmers and Their Sheep

An Irish farmer sees a Welsh farmer with two sheep under his arms... and he asks... "Are you gonna shear them?" "Nope," says the welshman... "They're both for me."

Anonymous

Fortune

Q: What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?
A: Your whore-oscope!

Anonymous
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