Profession Jokes

Stopping The Hillbilly

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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Blonde - Doctor Visit

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."

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Sick Pony

Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? 
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!

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