Word Play Jokes

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

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A Joke About Butter

A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?"
His friend said, "Sure."
The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."

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Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

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