Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'
A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

Snowman Transport

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.

Little Johnny's Anatomy Lesson

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."