Word Play Jokes

Two Guys And A Whorehouse

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."

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Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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Happy Egg

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.

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