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NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:
1: Bin Sleepin
2: Bin Drinkin
3: Bin Fightin
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood. Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available. 

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Oregon Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Cleveland Stadium

Q: How did Cleveland's 'Masochist Stadium' get its nickname?
A: Because if you expect the worst you'll never be disappointed.

Categories: Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes)
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