Word Play Jokes

Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'
A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

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Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!

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The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

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