Animal Jokes - Dinosaur Jokes

New Dinosaur Theory?

OK, let's consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs; the tallest ones, anyway.

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Smoking Dragon

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

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Scariest Dinosaur

Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.

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