Dyslexia Agony

After Daylight Saving Time ended, I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend.  He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

Lesbian Depression

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

Half of A Prayer

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.