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Humanitarian Diet
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Veggie
Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.
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Alphabet Soup
Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
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