Word Play Jokes

Musician Joke

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.

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Let Me See

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.

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Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

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