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Q: What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?
A: Mice cubes.
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Turtle Wax
Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.
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Birds Eye Fish Fingers
Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
A: Birds thigh fish fingers!
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