Word Play Jokes

Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
A: Mexi-cant.

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Knock Knock - Almond

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!

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