Word Play Jokes

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

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A Scrote

In a check out line the other day a couple was arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady say to the guy, "Stop being a scrote." With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?" Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."

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Solving a problem

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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